DORM.

The so-called DORMITORY.
More like a PRISON. TORTURING SITE. MURDER SITE. GERMAN NAZI BASE. HELL.
URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
All I feel now is ANGER. But wait, let me clear it first. I don't hate the DORMITORY alone, I hate the policies and nonsense rules more, and what I hate the most is THE INTERNS HERE. Darn you fools.They act so cool, mature and all ANGELIC. But deep inside when no one's watching, THEY'RE EVEN WORSE THAN DEMONS IN HELL. GAAAAH.
I can kill people in seconds because of this paroxysm. I'm still humane, don't worry. I'll slice your neck using PLASTIC bread knives, then hang you in a 500-ft. building using nylon, or I'll just feed you to SUPER DUPER MEGA OVER hungry SCORPIONS with poison (HAH! Imagine their stingy bites, biting you millimeter by millimeter, and killing you S-O-F-T-L-Y), or maybe I can just make you drink a million-pint of Dimethyl sulfate [Chemical formula: (CH3O)2SO2]. TALK ABOUT CANNIBALISTIC DEATH? HEH. 

RULES. RULES. RULES.

Who would want to live here, like a HUMAN?
OFFENSES HERE, OFFENSES THERE. PENALTY HERE, PENALTY EVERYWHERE!!! 
(It's like the basis of living here is MONEY. MONEY. MONEY.) 


Let me SHOW you an overview HOW "WONDERFUL" life is here...

• NOISE MAKER OFFENSE-Php 50.00

--Just by merely saying a word, oh, wait, did I say "SAYING A WORD"? Let me change it, JUST BY MERELY WHISPERING SOMETHING, a whisper so soft even your nose can't hear, penalty is given to you.

• FACEBOOK-ing OFFENSE DURING STUDY PERIOD-Php 50.00

--You just accidentally opened an FB page and BAM! Gimme the money. >.<
Even if you would reason out that you would just give information about your classmates and stuff, they won't even consider. Even telling them that you're talking to your beloved family member won't do. What if you don't know the topic you've discussed in class last meeting and you badly want to ask your classmates about it? EISH.

• GARBAGE OFFENSE-Php 125.00

--They say "MAY PERA SA BASURA", (in English, THERE IS MONEY IN GARBAGE.) but why the hell do we run out of money because of this RUBBISH garbage? Why do we make so much effort to pay this and that and those? When we can't find time to throw for our scheduled date, can't they consider us throwing the garbage for the next day? BE HUMANE. *breathe in. breathe out*

• LIGHTS ON/OFF OFFENSE-Php 50.00

--Who would want to study in a room so dim you can't even read a sentence in your book, or exaggeratedly speaking, A WORD? Starting from 10PM, all room lights should be turned off or else you will be scolded and payment would be collected from you. There are lights on the study table, but DUH, it can't even light up the whole divided table, I won't complain if it's 200WATTS or something, but IT ISN'T! 

• TEXTING/USING CELLPHONE DURING STUDY PERIOD-Php 50.00

--Yea, I admit, TEXTING isn't a good idea during study period, and I don't do that. But USING CELLPHONE, define USING? From the dictionary, "consume, utilize, work with", but for the dormitory, they have their own definition, "EVEN-LOOKING-AT-THE-TIME-ON-YOUR-PHONE-IS-CONSIDERED-USING, JUST-A-GLANCE-ON-YOUR-PHONE-THEN-YOU-TOUCHED-IT-IS-AN-OFFENSE". 

• CURFEW, LATE/ABSENT DURING STUDY PERIOD, AWOL-Php 50.00 EACH

--There are just things inevitable. You can't always stick around following these rules. There are just some times that you REALLY need to attend late or be absent, with your MOST VALID REASON. 

P.S.
--I'm sorry BLOGSPOT/BLOGGER if I burst out my emotions of IRE, WRATH and RAGE here. >.<



TANTRUMS? Tell me about it. I can be the bitchest bitch in town. URGH! >.<
and not to mention, me being pestilent, violent unrelenting,pernicious, deleterious.