Who knows if these are gonna happen AT SCHOOL. ..?
PERFECT WORLD. xD
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Me: I can’t get this problem in Physics.
Professor: Then let’s just discuss about MATTER. Okay, that’ll be your quiz.
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Me: What a score! 2/300!
Professor: Don’t worry. I’ll make that 280. (wink)
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Me: I can’t memorize the Periodic Table of Elements. (sob)
Professor: Then get a copy of it for the quiz. Just try your best for your classmates not to see.
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Me: Sir, my classmates are bullying me. (smirk) (fact: I'm the one bullying.)
Professor: TELL THEM TO COME AT MY OFFICE AND I'LL GIVE THEM EXPULSION!
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Me: I've been absent for a month now. What have I missed, ma'am?
Professor: You've missed 10 quizzes, 20 seatworks, 5 groupworks and tons of assignments.
Me: Oh. Then that means I will fail? (cry)
Professor: Have you heard about "LOVE BOOK"? Give me one I'll make you top 1.
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Me: Let's go home already. I'm sleepy. (Still 3:00, dismissal at 5PM)
Professor: Come on! I'm hungry, too!
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Me: I'm hungry. Give me food.
Seatmate: Professor will get angry if he sees us!
Professor: I have food here! Who wants some? Dig in!
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Me: (came late for class) (walks in)
Professor: Why just now? It's already 7:29, classes end at 7:30!
Me: It's because I can't walk properly. (when actually he just woke up VERY late)
Professor: Oh. Poor you. Do you want me to carry you home?
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Me: My grades are very low. (sigh)
Professor: Who wants additional 5 points direct to the grade? Just raise your hand!
*NO ONE RAISED HANDS except ME*
Me: (kinda embarrassed)
Professor: Ok. YOU! Plus 10 direct to the grade on the card!
P.S.
--I just wish MY INSTRUCTORS will read this. HAHA! :D
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